So I married a STICKER LOVER
Part two of the STICKER CONFESSION (or part four of the CALM DOWN JAR SAGA if you're counting this all as part of that):
CHRIS: So, I just read your post about stickers...
ME: --
CHRIS: You know what's funny?
ME: --
CHRIS: I put that sticker there.
My life. I'm looking around for the hidden sitcom camera as we speak.